Joke jokes
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
I love silly jokes.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊