Joke jokes
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
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What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.