Joke jokes
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!