Joke jokes
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.
This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!
Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.