Joke jokes
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!