Joke jokes
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.