What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
Joke Jokes
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack :)
I like this joke.
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.
Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.
I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.
Feel free to comment.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
