Joke jokes
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
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What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.
This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!
Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.