Joke jokes
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.