Joke jokes
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.