Joke jokes
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.