Joke jokes
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a Martini?" The Roman then says, "Look, if I want a double, I'll ask for one."
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Wanna hear a long joke?
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Spaceballs: The Joke.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.