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Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.

Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.

Why does everyone like couch jokes?

Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!

A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a Martini?" The Roman then says, "Look, if I want a double, I'll ask for one."

Hey, you wanna hear something funny?

An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...

It's too hard.

What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?

A penis always goes in the hole.

Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?

He couldn't make it up the stairs.

Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?

Because it was a Rogue One!

Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.

Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.

Years later:

Dad still did not come back.