Joke jokes
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?
Son: No.
Dad: It hasn't come out yet.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
I got udder jokes too.
Want to hear a joke? It's called life.
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.