Joke jokes
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.
I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?
Son: No.
Dad: It hasn't come out yet.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.