Joke jokes
Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."
Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"
Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Yeah, me too.
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
Yo' mama is a joke.
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What hangs low?
Balls.
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
You are the joke.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.