Joke jokes
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
Yo' mama is a joke.
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What hangs low?
Balls.
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
You are the joke.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.