Joke jokes
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
So I ran into my specialist doctor, and he said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." So I said, "Capricorn," and he said, "Nah, you got cancer."
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.