Joke jokes

I'm the joke, bitch.

Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."

What do you call a dog with no tail?

A tail-less dog.

My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find his family. Sorry!

How did I get to Iraq? I ran.

Ur dad is mad.

How do you sex?

With penis!

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Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?

Because it got stuck in the crack.

I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

You cut the rope.

What did one bean say to the other bean?

How you bean?

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

None of these jokes really took off.

Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?

Because he was too stuffed.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cow.

Cow who?

Silly cows go moo!

What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.

Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.

5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"

I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."