Joke jokes
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
"and i oop"
A retard walks into a bar.
Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!
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What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
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