Joke jokes
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
"and i oop"
A retard walks into a bar.
Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!
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What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.