Joke jokes
Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
-Lift up your foot.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.