Joke jokes
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
So, no head?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
What happened when the American broke his arm?
He went broke.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*