Joke jokes
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
A treatment joke.
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a while. But set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.