Joke jokes
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
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The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
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What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.