Joke jokes
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
I am the joke.
Submit a joke :-)
Your love life.
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
My mom asked me to stop making jokes about suicide.
I answered, "Don't worry... I'll stop soon."
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.