Joke jokes
My mom asked me to stop making jokes about suicide.
I answered, "Don't worry... I'll stop soon."
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared.” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪