Joke jokes
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
I am the joke.
Submit a joke :-)
Your love life.
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
My mom asked me to stop making jokes about suicide.
I answered, "Don't worry... I'll stop soon."
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.