Joke jokes
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
I am the joke.
Submit a joke :-)
Your love life.
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
My mom asked me to stop making jokes about suicide.
I answered, "Don't worry... I'll stop soon."
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared.” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.