Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Joke Jokes
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
