Joke jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just canβt seem to find one.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say theyβre looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "Iβll do it!"
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You canβt be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... π"
MC: "π¨"
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "πβΌβ ββΌβ β‘βπ π§ββΌββππ§ βΌββββ β βπβ"
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, βWhose funeral is it?β
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, βI havenβt decided yet.β
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.