Joke jokes
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
What did the rope say to me?
"Hey there man, you wanna hang later?"
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.