Joke jokes
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
I sit because I can't stand you.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Why did Helen Keller have a yellow leg?
Her dog was blind, too.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.
So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.