Joke

Joke Jokes

Wrist

What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?

Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.

Wrist

What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.

Orphan

Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?

Because it's a family company...

Baby

What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Waist

You know what pun is used for "waist?"

Nothing. You'll find nothing.

It's just a waste of time.

Graveyard

My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.

He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"

Hammer

If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

Bone

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

Boy

What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?

"Hey BrO!"

Boob

Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)

6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.

Bitch

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.