Joke jokes
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
Did you hear about the kidnapping? Yeah, he woke up.
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?
They're both pointless.
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.