Joke jokes
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
The world is a freaking rape joke.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!