Joke jokes
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.