Joke jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
I sat down and wrote a joke.
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!