Joke jokes
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
The world is a freaking rape joke.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!