Joke jokes
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
What do you call me?
Chinese?
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.