Joke jokes
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
These jokes suck!