Joke jokes
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.