Joke jokes
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic. Hehe.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
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I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I walk 5 miles each day.
But today I ran OVER 5 miles... oops!
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
My life, ha ha funny!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"