What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
Joke Jokes
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
You don't have any balls.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
If you read this, you lost your v card.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
