Joke jokes
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?
Neither has he.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.