Joke jokes
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.