What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Joke Jokes
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
