Joke jokes

We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.

Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...

I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.

Sike, that's the wrong number!

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I got no joke.

When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I’m just kidding.

Snake one: Are we venomous?

Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?

Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)

What did the mouse say after its bath?

"I feel squeaky clean!"

What is a monster's favorite place to swim?

Lake Erie!

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.

What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?

When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).

Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?

I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?

I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.

We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.