Joke jokes
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
Woah, nice cock.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.