Joke jokes
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
Your dad.
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
Seizure salad.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
Wanna hear a joke?
Jesus being real.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.