Joke jokes
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we donโt get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Whatโs the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" ๐
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. ๐ญ๐ญ:'(:':๐๐๐ฟ๐๐๐๐:(
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.
Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.
Clarie: It was painful!
Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.
Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!
Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?
Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!
Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.