Joke jokes
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."