Joke jokes
Worst joke.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
Stop the orphan jokes!
STOP THE ORPHAN JOKES!
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There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Stop making the jokes!
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.