Joke jokes
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeรฑo business!
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
Whatโs the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
I have a fat ass.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Whatโs the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?