Joke jokes
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
I like trains.
*train hits him*
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street. He thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with, so he called in one of the friends.
The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." The policeman called in the 2nd friend. The 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." Confused, the policeman asked, "How is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?"
The 1st friend said, "Well, you see, Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious?" the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them, but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, 'Hey, there's Joe with those 2 assholes.'"