Joke jokes

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?

I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.

What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?

Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔

What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?

One gets picked.

Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.

This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.

Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.

Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!

LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

I like trains.

*train hits him*

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find their way to the store to see their dad.

I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).

Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."

What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?

"Kobe crash!"

What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

How do orphan jokes start?

Checking your shoulder.