Joke jokes

Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.

My brother caught Covid last month.

First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"

I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?

They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.

Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?

She has.

Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?

Me: I'm just BONELY.

Sans: Good one kiddo.

Me: Hey, are your parents here?

Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!

TommyInnit is a joke.

Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!

I like telling dad jokes.

He laughs at most of them.

I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.

This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.

What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad did not beat cancer.

Why can't orphans become famous?

Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.

What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ididap!

Ididapoo!!

Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"

Because he had to take one.

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.