Joke jokes
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What does a house wear? Address.
What is red and white and goes 200 mph?
A baby in a blender.
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."