Joke jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Father's Day is a dad joke.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!