Joke jokes
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.