Joke jokes
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
Why did the joke cross the street?
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.