Joke jokes
Father's Day is a dad joke.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.