Joke

Joke jokes

What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.

Orphan: Go on then.

Me: Your family tree.

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six-year-old.

What's the difference between my dad and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.

A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.

Yeah, that was the punchline.

Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.

My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.

In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.