Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Joke Jokes
Little Johnny is in class one day, and little Timmy starts laughing. The teacher says, "What's so funny?" He said, "I can see your bra strap." The teacher says, "Don't come back to class for a week," so he gets up and walks out. A few minutes later, little Billy starts laughing, and she asks, "What's funny now?" Little Billy said, "I can see both of your bra straps." The teacher says, "Get out of my classroom for a month." So little Billy got pissed, he walked out and slammed the door. This scared the teacher, and she dropped the chalk. She picked it up, then she stood back up, and she sees little Johnny walking out of the classroom. She asked, "Where do you think you're going?" He said, "Well, teach, after what I saw, I'm done with school for a lifetime."
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
I am curious how many likes this will get.
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I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
