Joke jokes

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.

Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.

I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.

Why is Delta jealous?

Because Omicron took the final kill.

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.

So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.

What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.

How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.

This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?

Brain cells make up their mind.

I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.

They never got together at all.

Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.

Girlfriend's ex: Why?

Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!

Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."

Why can't a blind person eat fish?

They can't see food.

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.