Joke jokes
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Haha joke haha!
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Yo mama joke.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.