Joke jokes
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Make this "joke" get 69 comments & 69 likes.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.