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Joke jokes

Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?

The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!

Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.

What's the only good thing about being an orphan?

All snacks are family sized!

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

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  • My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.

    If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

    Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?

    The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.

    We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

    Unless you're being raped by a clown.

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  • Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!

    Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.

    Person 1: Really?

    Person 2: They're not even that deep.