Joke jokes

Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.

Why do orphans go to church?

So they finally have someone to call father.

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Why do 911 jokes always fail?

They always crash and burn!

Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.

What do you call an emo's face?

Elmo's son.

Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?

To free Willie.

One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.

Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.

What's one advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚

What do you call an orphan with parents?

I don't know... what?

Kidnapped. :)

No joking.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?

One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)

You look pretty today... April Fools!

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.

Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?

3 minutes later:

Why didn't I listen to the strong one?

Here is a joke: Rape.

What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?

Just hang in there, man.