Joke jokes
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
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