Joke

Joke jokes

People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).

Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)

Why were 9/11 victims so mad?

They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!

Devil: Hey angel.

Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?

Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?

Angel: What?

Devil: Angelpinos!

My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.

Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?

No, what happened?

He couldn’t stop pootin!

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?

Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.

Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.

Father: Now you know.