Joke jokes
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.