Joke jokes
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean, the one I fucked died.
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”
Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.