Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
Joke Jokes
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Make this "joke" get 69 comments & 69 likes.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
No joking.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
