Joke jokes
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
The Stigg is a joke.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
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Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.