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Joke jokes

What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."

"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.

Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?

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  • One day, a kid walks up to their mom and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head." The second kid asks, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a butterfly landed on your head." Then you hear, "Ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf."

    "Shut up, Brick!"

    Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!

    Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

    In case they get a hole in one!

    What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?

    Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.

    Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.

    Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.