Joke jokes
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
One day, a kid walks up to their mom and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head." The second kid asks, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a butterfly landed on your head." Then you hear, "Ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf."
"Shut up, Brick!"
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Why is he ourple?
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.