Joke jokes
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.
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What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Like if you hate school.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.