Joke jokes
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!